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If I should win the lottery,  

I don’t believe I’d change,

Except, I’d be eccentric 

Instead of just plain strange.

©2010 Cleggo

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Two cows in a turf war– 

The loser just grew thinner.

The winner grew without a clue

That beef is what’s for dinner.

©2010 Cleggo

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Some folks speak a word or two

And make the angels sing.

Some folks speak the livelong day

And never say a thing.  

-2010 Cleggo

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Rumors of conspiracies 

Are something I avoid.  

I think it’s all just some big plot

To keep us paranoid.

©2010 Cleggo

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Before you take those juicy bits 

Of gossip and repeat them,

Choose some sweet and tender words

Incase you have to eat them. 

©2010 Cleggo

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There is one law that Congress

Could enact to save this nation.

Vote themselves an expeditious 

Permanent vacation. 

©2010 Cleggo

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When makeup’s applied

With a bucket and trowel,

It might be time

To throw in the towel. 

©2010 Cleggo

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Lie... Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie

Lie Lue Lue Lue Luet Luet Luet

Lueth Lueth Lueth Lrueth Lrueth 

Lrueth Lruth Lruth Lruth...Truth. 

©2010 Cleggo

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They say that getting even

Is best left up to God.

But that’s OK with me,

I’m satisfied with getting odd.

©2010 Cleggo

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Learn to guard the truth

And you’ll make a good life-journey.

Learn to obfuscate it 

And you’ll make a good attorney.

©2010 Cleggo

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Excuse me, that’s disgusting. 

I don’t care how much it itches.

I’m trying to eat my dinner.

Leave the room or zip your britches.

©2010 Cleggo

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Watching wizards come and go, 

One thing I’ve learned for certain:

Always pay attention to

The man behind the curtain. 

©2010 Cleggo

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Humans feel omniscient

By the time they reach their teens.

Later, what they thought they knew

Goes flushing down latrines.

©2010 Cleggo

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The hourglass broke

So I scooped up the sands.

Now, I just sit here

With time on my hands.

©2010 Cleggo

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Although I end up in a fix

When I don’t think things through,

The way I think, I end up in

A worse fix when I do.

©2010 Cleggo

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They had to stretch her mouth

To make the wrinkles disappear.  

Now, even on a rotten day

She grins from ear to ear.

©2010 Cleggo

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The key to almost all success

Is clear communication.

Benign, complacent brandishing

Usurps amalgamation.

©2010 Cleggo

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It seems we have an appetite 

For facts that feed our views,  

And most prefer the truth buffet

Where we can pick and choose. 

-©2010 Cleggo

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I once spent hours at a time

Lecturing my son.

Now, I simply beat my head

A few times and I'm done.

©2010 Cleggo

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Seems like all the restrooms now

Have baby changing stations. 

Why change babies? It’s the TEENS

Who need the alterations.

©2010 Cleggo

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Reason tried to draw his gun,

Emotion shot him down.

Pity, there can only be

One sheriff in this town.

©2010 Cleggo