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It makes us frail, yet heals all wounds,

Is killed, but never dies.

It stands still as it marches on,

But most of all... time flies.

©2010 Cleggo

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Only one thing 

Makes the Hangman happy.

“Bring me a neck!

And make it snappy!”

©2010 Cleggo

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I have a message for a certain

Interstate commuter. 

Take that obscene gesture, pal

And shove it up your tooter.

©2010 Cleggo

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He flaunted his new hairdo

With vain and pompous pride.

‘Til a strong Nor’easter sent it on

A flying carpet ride.

©2010 Cleggo

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A mighty urge enslaves me now,

Forbidding my refusal.

The drink I thought was orange juice

Was Orange Metamucil.

©2010 Cleggo

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Patience is a virtue

And it’s one I don’t possess, 

But I wouldn’t sell my soul

To find a shortcut to success. 

©2010 Cleggo

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I could tell by the smell of doom

I was face-to-face with Death.

But its grip I broke as I awoke.

Was only morning breath.

©2010 Cleggo

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If you really love somebody

And you want to let them know,

I suggest it’s done before 

The tag is on their toe.

©2010 Cleggo

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Son, I have just now shared with you

The wisdom of my years,

And you just sit and stare

Like I’ve got lizards in my ears. 

©2010 Cleggo

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The Bible has some great advice

And Christians love to give it. 

Maybe, we’d get more respect

If we’d shut up and live it. 

©2010 Cleggo

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When my guy stumbles

I take issue with your lack of heart.

When your guy stumbles

I take joy in ripping him apart.

©2010 Cleggo

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He speaks with so much confidence.

So poised and self-assured,

That, when he’s done, you’ll never know

You’ve just been bull-manured.

©2010 Cleggo

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Why do folks eat pig brains?

Do they really like the taste?

Or is it just because a mind

Is a terrible thing to waste?

©2010 Cleggo

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The urge to hold a grudge is strong. 

The urge to pee is stronger.

It’s a pity we can’t switch

The one that we hold longer. 

©2010 Cleggo

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The world is filled with catastrophic 

Suffering and disaster,

And I can’t help but wonder why

This traffic won’t move faster.

©2010 Cleggo

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Always point the blame one-handed.

That way, when you do, 

The other hand can swat the fingers

Pointing back at you.

-2010 Cleggo

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When I was young, I only thought 

Of cars and pretty girls.

Now, I think of how to feed

The birds, and not the squirrels.

©2010 Cleggo

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At what point does pursuit of wealth

Defy the laws of math?

At the point a crooked line

Becomes the shortest path.

©2010 Cleggo

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All the King’s horses

And all the King’s men

Said, “Thank you, dear God

For this breakfast. Amen.

©2010 Cleggo

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All the smiles and laughter 

On the faces in the park,

Remind me I should never

Put my clothes on in the dark.

©2010 Cleggo

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The sardines that I had for lunch

Just might be my death.

Now, the Coast Guard’s searching for me

And I wait with baited breath.

©2010 Cleggo