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Duct tape, Super Glue,

Staple gun, good as new. 

Feel better? Mighty fine.

Thank you, Dr. Frankenstein.

©2010 Cleggo

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Carnivals and State Fairs

Don’t have freak shows anymore.

Luckily, there’s C-Span

And the House or Senate Floor.

©2010 Cleggo

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Invention’s mother, Necessity, 

Gazed out upon the masses,

Perplexed over things like Billy Bob Teeth,

Pet Rocks, and singing basses.

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For you, it seems so natural,

And requires so little work.

So, no, I’m not suggesting 

You were ACTING like a jerk.

©2010 Cleggo

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Getting there is half the fun,

I’ve heard some people tell. 

The ratio is even higher,

When you’re bound for Hell.

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One has a lot of history 

At my age, but as I see it,

I can say without a doubt,

I’d rather have than be it.

©2010 Cleggo

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Monkey see, 

Monkey do.

Sometime monkey

Me and you.

©2010 Cleggo

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Said the wife to the husband,

“You don’t communicate.”

Said the husband to the wife,

...

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My first car was a piece of junk.

Yeah, it got me from A to B. 

Problem is, the ride to school

Was more like A to Z. 

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There’s dumb ones and there’s smart ones,

I’ve been both, as I recall.

I’ve found that it is better

Not to be an ass at all.

©2010 Cleggo

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You’ll need a very fast automobile

And a short, deserted street.

To make it home with your latest gadget,

Before it’s obsolete.

©2010 Cleggo

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Some folks perceive Jackass

As sophomoric entertainment.

Others perceive Jackass

As the ultimate attainment. 

© 2010 Cleggo

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Please protect me from myself,

Oh Governmental Father.

Guide my ways and plan my days

So I won’t have to bother.

©2010 Cleggo

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I thought Minoxodil would make 

My hair thick as molasses.

The only thing that’s getting thicker

Are my reading glasses.

©2010 Cleggo

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The farmer’s jeans 

Are tight in the hips.

He reaps what he sows,

Then sews what he rips.

©2010 Cleggo