Daily Scribble

I threw caution to the wind.

It blew back in my face again.

Funny thing, how long it takes

For me to learn from my mistakes. 

©2011 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

I bask in your knowledge and wisdom.

I’m amazed at your insight, so keen. 

But embrace it today

It will soon fade away

You will not always be seventeen. 

©2011 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

May the road rise up to meet you

With tenderness and grace

And never leave you lying there

With asphalt in your face.

©2011 Cleggo

Let's Stalk

He traded the cow for magic beans

As to market, they were walking.

Now, Jack’s doing ten in the federal pen.

For felony theft and stalking.

©2011 Cleggo

Filter

Sir, I found the problem.

Allow me to explain:

You need a better filter

To your pie-hole from your brain.

©2011 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Their effort to settle

The national debt

Is like drying the sea

With a moist towelette.

©2011 Cleggo

Lots of Rage

Two drivers in a parking lot

Battle for a single spot.

One screams, cursing in defeat

And must now walk ten extra feet.

©2011 Cleggo

April Fool

Why we pick on April 1st

Is not exactly clear. 

It’s not like we don’t suffer fools

Each day throughout the year.

©2011 Cleggo

Skin-Tight Jeans

She squeezed into those skin-tight jeans.

The ones she wore back in her teens.

Then nature calls, and just her luck,

The rackin’ frackin’ zipper stuck.

©2011