Quote of the Day

The growth of a tree

Caused the sidewalk’s upheaval,

So, the cause of my fall

Was the root of all evil.  

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

She filled her lips with collagen

And now, gets quite annoyed

When traffic cops keep asking

If her air-bags have deployed.

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

Perhaps someone should sharpen

A sturdy bamboo shoot,

And shove it through the ear canal

Of Joran van der Sloot.

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

“I hate to say 
I told you so.”

Is the biggest little 
Lie I know.

My heart just breaks 
Into a song,

When I am right 
And you are wrong.

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

I keep my anger in a cage.

It’s ready when I need it.

So, I suggest you read the sign–

CAUTION: DO NOT FEED IT!

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

"Welcome to the club",

Said the keeper of the gate,

"Here’s a list of rules 

And all the people that we hate."

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

On a field trip to the Capitol,

The tour guide showed the pupils,

Where legislators shed their coats,

Umbrellas, hats and scruples.

-Cleggo