Daily Scribble

If you really love somebody

And you want to let them know,

I suggest it’s done before 

The tag is on their toe.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Son, I have just now shared with you

The wisdom of my years,

And you just sit and stare

Like I’ve got lizards in my ears. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

The Bible has some great advice

And Christians love to give it. 

Maybe, we’d get more respect

If we’d shut up and live it. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

When my guy stumbles

I take issue with your lack of heart.

When your guy stumbles

I take joy in ripping him apart.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

He speaks with so much confidence.

So poised and self-assured,

That, when he’s done, you’ll never know

You’ve just been bull-manured.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Why do folks eat pig brains?

Do they really like the taste?

Or is it just because a mind

Is a terrible thing to waste?

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

The urge to hold a grudge is strong. 

The urge to pee is stronger.

It’s a pity we can’t switch

The one that we hold longer. 

©2010 Cleggo