Daily Scribble

He likes things neat and tidy.

It’s clutter that he fears

I guess that’s why he never filled

The space between his ears.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

We raised that sweet milk cow from birth,

And milked her for all she was worth.

And when she ran dry, we had a good cry,

And the best steaks and burgers on earth. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Sometimes you’re just plain stupid.

Sometimes you’re mean as can be.

Sometimes you make me hate the fact

You’re always me.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

A crocodile ate Lassie,  

Some cantaloupes and honeydews. 

Now he just can’t seem to shake

Those melon collie blues.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

What I once was so sure was one thing

Is beginning to look like another.

And the older I get, the safer the bet.

Father Time is really a mother.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

You say there isn’t any use in trying.

You say that you’re out-manned. 

Well, I say you don’t stand a chance

If you don’t chance a stand.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

I could have sworn the road sign

Said, “Utopia Ahead”.

So how did I end up here

In Oblivion instead?

©2010 Cleggo