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Convoluted logic,

Demagogue and shameless spin.

Election time is coming soon.

So, let the games begin.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

With a much lower class of opponents,

He went soaring from last place to first.

With pride in his chest, the worst of the best

Was becoming the best of the worst. 

©2010 Cleggo

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There is nothing new under the sun.

King Solomon was right.

I guess that’s why I’m so much more

Original at night. 

©2010 Cleggo

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“My opponent has been bought and sold!”

The politician vented. 

“Well, I can’t be bought, but here’s a thought–

Perhaps I could be rented.”

©2010 Cleggo

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Miscommunication with

My wife caused our dispute. 

She didn’t mean “more kids” 

When she said, “I want passion fruit.”

©2010 Cleggo

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After countless interviews

For engineering jobs,

Note to self: Don’t use the words

Doohickies and thingamabobs.

©2010 Cleggo

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You spew your hate, then ask the question,

“What would Jesus do?”

Well, chances are, He’d shake the stinkin’

Devil out of you. 

©2010 Cleggo