Daily Scribble

To get a star on the Walk of Fame

With an imprint of your hands,

It doesn’t take a lot of talent,

Just a lot of fans.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Your life is like your shoes

Once you’ve been around a bit,

Sometimes you get the spit-and-polish,

Sometimes, just the spit.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

They say a good man’s hard to find.

Oh yeah? Then tell me why

It’s the BAD man’s wife who has to

Hire the private eye.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

He offered his condolences, 

And wiped away a tear

Proud that he could be so kind,

And yet, so insincere. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Infomercial marketing:

Where second-rate devices 

Are sold by hyperactive jerks

At so-called “bargain” prices. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Election Day in America.

When voting booths are swarmed

In a most impressive, grand display 

Of the “mis-” and “un-” informed.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

His character has changed a lot

Now that he’s a teen.

He once resembled Opie Taylor, 

Now, Jethro Bodine.

©2010 Cleggo