Daily Scribble

Said the wife to the husband,

“You don’t communicate.”

Said the husband to the wife,

...

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

My first car was a piece of junk.

Yeah, it got me from A to B. 

Problem is, the ride to school

Was more like A to Z. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

There’s dumb ones and there’s smart ones,

I’ve been both, as I recall.

I’ve found that it is better

Not to be an ass at all.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

You’ll need a very fast automobile

And a short, deserted street.

To make it home with your latest gadget,

Before it’s obsolete.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Some folks perceive Jackass

As sophomoric entertainment.

Others perceive Jackass

As the ultimate attainment. 

© 2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Please protect me from myself,

Oh Governmental Father.

Guide my ways and plan my days

So I won’t have to bother.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

I thought Minoxodil would make 

My hair thick as molasses.

The only thing that’s getting thicker

Are my reading glasses.

©2010 Cleggo