Comb On Over

He combed across his bald head

Every day without exception,

And soon became a master 

In the art of self-deception. 

©2011 Cleggo

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Wanda bleached her hair

And now she’s living in recluse. 

Her platinum blonde dream

Became a nightmare in chartreuse.

©2011 Cleggo

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Bessie was a milk cow

With a most amazing udder. 

Farmer John made millions on

Her milk and cheese and butter. 

©2011 Cleggo

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Spare yourself

A lot of regret.

Don’t do the dumb things

You haven’t done yet.

©2011 Cleggo

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Giving is noble,

On this, we agree.

But I’ve gotta know,

What’s in it for me?

©2010

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You tell me I’m part of the problem.

You say I’m not being a man.

Well, that isn’t true. What more can I do?

I’m whining as loud as I can.

©2011 Cleggo

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Self-destructive, over-indulgent,

Out-of-control careening,

From this day, moving forward,

Shall be known as “Charlie Sheening”. 

©2011 Cleggo