Daily Scribble

Their effort to settle

The national debt

Is like drying the sea

With a moist towelette.

©2011 Cleggo

Lots of Rage

Two drivers in a parking lot

Battle for a single spot.

One screams, cursing in defeat

And must now walk ten extra feet.

©2011 Cleggo

April Fool

Why we pick on April 1st

Is not exactly clear. 

It’s not like we don’t suffer fools

Each day throughout the year.

©2011 Cleggo

Skin-Tight Jeans

She squeezed into those skin-tight jeans.

The ones she wore back in her teens.

Then nature calls, and just her luck,

The rackin’ frackin’ zipper stuck.

©2011

Daily Scribble

On second thought, the prince knew

Kissing Snow White was unwise. 

After all, she HAD been

Shackin’ up with seven guys. 

©2011 Cleggo

Bovine Troubadour

T-Bone, the bovine troubadour 

Sang songs of the range in Montana. 

In the end, his “home on the range”

Was a self-cleaning, stainless Amana.

Speedo

Uh, dude, about that Speedo...

Not that it doesn’t look good,

It’s just... some guys can pull it off,

And the rest of us... probably should.

©2011 Cleggo