Quote of the Day

Complements from salesmen

Have that smooth and friendly touch. 

Cool as any fleeting wind,

And worth about as much. 

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

I know it wouldn’t help you

Understand what I just said,

But I just have this urge to smack you

Right upside the head. 

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

Congress is like the limbo. 

People gather in a group,

Bending over backwards

To see how low they can stoop.

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

Dear God, please make me perfect–

A flawless, new creation.

So I can judge and criticize 

Without retaliation.

-Cleggo

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If we are 

what we eat,

Then, I’m 

dead meat. 

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

Memory foam is something used 

As padding for a bed. 

It doesn’t cure forgetfulness

When wrapped around your head. 

-Cleggo

Quote of the Day

Son, let me put this in a way

You just might understand.

Logic is an Abrams tank

You’re fighting hand-to-hand.

-Cleggo