Daily Scribble

If I should win the lottery,  

I don’t believe I’d change,

Except, I’d be eccentric 

Instead of just plain strange.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Two cows in a turf war– 

The loser just grew thinner.

The winner grew without a clue

That beef is what’s for dinner.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Some folks speak a word or two

And make the angels sing.

Some folks speak the livelong day

And never say a thing.  

-2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Rumors of conspiracies 

Are something I avoid.  

I think it’s all just some big plot

To keep us paranoid.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Before you take those juicy bits 

Of gossip and repeat them,

Choose some sweet and tender words

Incase you have to eat them. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

There is one law that Congress

Could enact to save this nation.

Vote themselves an expeditious 

Permanent vacation. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

When makeup’s applied

With a bucket and trowel,

It might be time

To throw in the towel. 

©2010 Cleggo