Daily Scribble

It makes us frail, yet heals all wounds,

Is killed, but never dies.

It stands still as it marches on,

But most of all... time flies.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Only one thing 

Makes the Hangman happy.

“Bring me a neck!

And make it snappy!”

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

I have a message for a certain

Interstate commuter. 

Take that obscene gesture, pal

And shove it up your tooter.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

He flaunted his new hairdo

With vain and pompous pride.

‘Til a strong Nor’easter sent it on

A flying carpet ride.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

A mighty urge enslaves me now,

Forbidding my refusal.

The drink I thought was orange juice

Was Orange Metamucil.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Patience is a virtue

And it’s one I don’t possess, 

But I wouldn’t sell my soul

To find a shortcut to success. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

I could tell by the smell of doom

I was face-to-face with Death.

But its grip I broke as I awoke.

Was only morning breath.

©2010 Cleggo