Daily Scribble

It’s best to teach a man to fish,

I’ll go along with that.

But if he has no fishing pole,

He won’t get very fat.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Anacondas and aphids protested.

Alligators and antelopes hissed.

But to their dismay, that one extra “a”

Put aardvarks at the top of the list.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

I used to have an open mind,

It took awhile to fill it. 

Now it’s closed up good and tight

‘Cause I don’t want to spill it. 

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

“To thine own self be true”

William Shakespeare once wrote.

“And to all others, lie.” 

That’s my part of the quote.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Assaulted in a high-rise elevator.

Beaten badly, battered black and blue.

That lady went completely apoplectic. 

And all I did was ask her, “When’s it due?”

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Convoluted logic,

Demagogue and shameless spin.

Election time is coming soon.

So, let the games begin.

©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

With a much lower class of opponents,

He went soaring from last place to first.

With pride in his chest, the worst of the best

Was becoming the best of the worst. 

©2010 Cleggo