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Duct tape, Super Glue,

Staple gun, good as new. 

Feel better? Mighty fine.

Thank you, Dr. Frankenstein.

©2010 Cleggo

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Carnivals and State Fairs

Don’t have freak shows anymore.

Luckily, there’s C-Span

And the House or Senate Floor.

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Invention’s mother, Necessity, 

Gazed out upon the masses,

Perplexed over things like Billy Bob Teeth,

Pet Rocks, and singing basses.

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For you, it seems so natural,

And requires so little work.

So, no, I’m not suggesting 

You were ACTING like a jerk.

©2010 Cleggo

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Getting there is half the fun,

I’ve heard some people tell. 

The ratio is even higher,

When you’re bound for Hell.

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One has a lot of history 

At my age, but as I see it,

I can say without a doubt,

I’d rather have than be it.

©2010 Cleggo

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Monkey see, 

Monkey do.

Sometime monkey

Me and you.

©2010 Cleggo