Daily Scribble

It's strange how intelligent people

Predict how long winter will last,

By watching a rodent crawl out of his hole

To see if a shadow is cast.

©2011 Cleggo

Snow-it-all

A snowman, otherwise quite dapper

Why the duct tape ‘cross his yapper?

A crude, but necessary fix.

He won’t stop talking politics.

©2013 Dave Clegg

Hearts

All eyes on the football field

With time and hope depleting, 

Some hearts leapt and some hearts broke

But all hearts took a beating. 

©2013 Dave Clegg

Cheers

The teenaged apparition failed

To make the Cheering Squad.

She showed a lot of spirit

But she didn’t have the bod.

©2013 Dave Clegg

Big Ol' Sucker

There once was a vampire bat.

He sat and he sat and he sat.

Now he’s ten times as big

As a prize-winning pig

And the chair where the bat sat is flat.

©2013 Dave Clegg

Hollow Headsman

In Sleepy Hollow, it is said,

There lives a man who has no head.

Could be true, ‘cause Heaven knows,

Washington has lots of those.

©2013 Dave Clegg

Werewolf Takes a Hike

A werewolf went strolling around

With friends for a night on the town

Resisting the urge

His bladder to purge

On every fire hydrant he found.

©2013 Dave Clegg