May the new year bring you pleasures  Far beyond your wildest wishes  May “bottoms up” be how you toast Not how you find your fis...

A toast: To new beginnings. May each of us endeavor To lay to rest “It is what it is” “You go girl” and “Whatever”  May the f...

©2015 Dave Clegg Ramses, the ravenous mummy Discovered that junk food is yummy But the gluttonous twit   Didn’t know when to qui...

When the elephant woke from his rest, On his head was a bird in a nest. “Let me stay, pretty please and I’ll rid you of fleas.” An...

©2014 Dave Clegg A toast: To yet another year! As each new season passes, May all of us be shining stars  And not dimwitted as...

©2014 Dave Clegg When you run up the flagpole and no one salutes When no one is walking a mile in your boots When nobody wants you to...

©2014 Dave Clegg I came across an old brass lamp To which I gave a stroke, And from which popped a genie  In a swirling cloud of...