©1996
Each night before I lay me down,
I hit the tube, turn up the sound
To see what new catastrophe
Tomorrow has in store for me.
You may say you’re doing well,
But I say you can never tell.
Beware, because what you don’t know
Can lay you down six feet below.
And I know it’s true
Every time I view...
Special Assignment Undercover Investigative Report
There’s no bottom to the depths
To which those journalistic geniuses resort.
You may be about to face
Your final judgement at the gates of Heaven.
‘Cause you won’t live to see tomorrow,
If you don’t tune in tonight.
To that Special Report at Eleven.
They warn you of impending doom
Like radon gas in every room,
But stay inside ‘cause, don’t you know?
Those killer bees are on the go.
The stuff you’re spraying on your grass
Is killing you with poison gas,
Your drinking water’s full of lead,
Just one sip and you’ll be dead.
When you’re driving down the road,
Will your pickup truck explode?
Watch how you accelerate.
The slightest bump could detonate.
If you’re not prepared to die,
Don’t you eat that apple pie.
Buttered popcorn clogs your heart,
You’ll do without if you are smart.
Lock the doors and hide your babies!
Mosquito bites can give you rabies!
Beneath your feet disaster looms,
Your carpet gives off toxic fumes!
Everyday there’s new diseases!
Death is blowin’ in the breezes!
Acid rain will eat your skin!
EVERYTHING can do you in!
Back to you, Monica.
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