Friday, July 30, 2010

Daily Scribble

If I should win the lottery,  
I don’t believe I’d change,
Except, I’d be eccentric 
Instead of just plain strange.
©2010 Cleggo

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Daily Scribble

Two cows in a turf war– 
The loser just grew thinner.
The winner grew without a clue
That beef is what’s for dinner.
©2010 Cleggo

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Daily Scribble


Some folks speak a word or two
And make the angels sing.
Some folks speak the livelong day
And never say a thing.  
-2010 Cleggo

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Daily Scribble

Rumors of conspiracies 
Are something I avoid.  
I think it’s all just some big plot
To keep us paranoid.
©2010 Cleggo

Monday, July 26, 2010

Daily Scribble

Before you take those juicy bits 
Of gossip and repeat them,
Choose some sweet and tender words
Incase you have to eat them. 
©2010 Cleggo

Friday, July 23, 2010

Daily Scribble

There is one law that Congress
Could enact to save this nation.
Vote themselves an expeditious 
Permanent vacation. 
©2010 Cleggo

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Daily Scribble

When makeup’s applied
With a bucket and trowel,
It might be time
To throw in the towel. 
©2010 Cleggo

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Daily Scribble

Lie... Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
Lie Lue Lue Lue Luet Luet Luet
Lueth Lueth Lueth Lrueth Lrueth 
Lrueth Lruth Lruth Lruth...Truth. 
©2010 Cleggo

Monday, July 19, 2010

Daily Scribble


They say that getting even
Is best left up to God.
But that’s OK with me,
I’m satisfied with getting odd.
©2010 Cleggo

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Daily Scribble

Learn to guard the truth
And you’ll make a good life-journey.
Learn to obfuscate it 
And you’ll make a good attorney.
©2010 Cleggo

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Daily Scribble

Excuse me, that’s disgusting. 
I don’t care how much it itches.
I’m trying to eat my dinner.
Leave the room or zip your britches.
©2010 Cleggo

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Daily Scribble

Watching wizards come and go, 
One thing I’ve learned for certain:
Always pay attention to
The man behind the curtain. 
©2010 Cleggo

Monday, July 12, 2010

Daily Scribble

Humans feel omniscient
By the time they reach their teens.
Later, what they thought they knew
Goes flushing down latrines.
©2010 Cleggo

Friday, July 9, 2010

Daily Scribble

The hourglass broke
So I scooped up the sands.
Now, I just sit here
With time on my hands.
©2010 Cleggo

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Daily Scribble



Although I end up in a fix
When I don’t think things through,
The way I think, I end up in
A worse fix when I do.
©2010 Cleggo

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Daily Scribble

They had to stretch her mouth
To make the wrinkles disappear.  
Now, even on a rotten day
She grins from ear to ear.
©2010 Cleggo

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Daily Scribble

The key to almost all success
Is clear communication.
Benign, complacent brandishing
Usurps amalgamation.
©2010 Cleggo

Monday, July 5, 2010

Daily Scribble

It seems we have an appetite 
For facts that feed our views,  
And most prefer the truth buffet
Where we can pick and choose. 
-©2010 Cleggo

Friday, July 2, 2010

Daily Scribble

I once spent hours at a time
Lecturing my son.
Now, I simply beat my head
A few times and I'm done.
©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Seems like all the restrooms now
Have baby changing stations. 
Why change babies? It’s the TEENS
Who need the alterations.
©2010 Cleggo

Daily Scribble

Reason tried to draw his gun,
Emotion shot him down.
Pity, there can only be
One sheriff in this town.
©2010 Cleggo