Weight On Mummy

©2015 Dave Clegg

Ramses, the ravenous mummy

Discovered that junk food is yummy

But the gluttonous twit  

Didn’t know when to quit

Now his wrapping won’t fit ‘round his tummy.

Peck-a-derm

When the elephant woke from his rest,

On his head was a bird in a nest.

“Let me stay, pretty please

and I’ll rid you of fleas.”

And the elephant said, “Be my guest.” 

©2015 Dave Clegg