Two Teenagers Blues

© Dave Clegg

I love my house, I love my wife,

I love my job, I love my life!

I've got it made, I’m tellin’ you what!

Life is just about perfect, but...

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers

Livin’ in one household blues.

One’s a girl, one’s a boy.

They used to be my pride and joy.

Cute and sweet and innocent.

Can someone please tell me where they went?

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers

Livin’ in one household blues.

I got years of wisdom, so how can it be,

They’re already so much smarter than me?

I give ‘em all my best advice,

And all the do is roll their eyes.

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers

Livin’ in one household blues.

Hellfire, brimstone,

Estrogen, testosterone.

Bad moods, slammin’ doors.

I can’t take much more!

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers.

I got those two teenagers

Livin’ in one household blues.

I got those two teenagers

Livin’ in one household,

Shrink me down 

So I can hide in a mouse hole,

Two teenagers 

Livin’ in one household blues.